You Gave Love A Bad Name

You Gave Love A Bad Name First made popular by Bon Jovi, those lyrics brought my fraternity, Zeta Beta Tau, the prize for best large act at Sigma Kappas Late Night. Last night, it was made a smash hit by Michael Borohovski and the Sexy Borskis. I kid you not. You might know Borski as a frequent commenter, so the next time you run into him online, ask him for his digital John Hancock, hes gonna make it big. So basically, every sorority at MIT throws a big philanthropy event each year. Sigma Kappas is Late Night which is basically a talent show with acts ranging from magic acts to dances to serenades. Some of the acts from the night included my former roommate balancing a 6 foot table with the legs open on his chin. He also decided to juggle knives while surfing on a makeshift surfboard consisting of a 4 PVC pipe and a sheet of plywood. He also gave a short physics lesson to everyone at the performance to highlight how dangerous it is to do what he successfully attempted. A later act involved a very humorous magician and his assistant. Some guitar jamming. Stairway to Heaven. A tribute to Santana with some behind the back guitar playing AND A TRIBUTE TO THE BEST MOVIE EVER: NAPOLEON DYNAMITE FLIPPIN SWEET Oh, if you want to know who the Sexy Borskis are, here you go. Fainting is optional.